First I'll pluck all the wires off. Then I'll eat the rest.
Stewed gopher. Sounds good to me.
Bit crunchy but I probably manage.
At least I'll only have to eat one eye. It's like a big jellybean without the good stuff.
Hmmm, I normaly cant stand such heavily processed foods... But for you I'll make an exception
Mmmm! Can I eat it out or do I have to actually vore-ariffic it?
Ooh, it comes with its own toothpick.
Oh boy! Sexy lions from Kenya! :D
Ewwwww, Radioactive Spider silk.
Eating a purple haired little girl? I've had this dream before...
Comes with his own knife? Easy work! Now if only he wasn't so gamey.. But it's nothing Montreal Steak Spice can't take care of!
Hmm... this barbeque will take a while but... ehh... I can work with that.
I see no problems with this, other then potentially horrible alien illnesses that may be present.
Eh, it could be worse.............
I wonder if deamons give indigestion?
I would eat all them, but the spike creature in the middle would be a problem, so would the giant floating letters.
What the fuck just appeared on my plate?!?!??!
Looks like you lost your way in the forum games. Here, let me point you in the right direction, *Points to a large pot of boiling water*, right in there.
(uses Protoss Zealot energy blade to sever those wires, and then uses telekinesis to put you in the pot of boiling water)
Ah... boiled... er... Terran?
Should probably do a virus scan later though...
Grilled seems best for this circumstance.
Damn............is it rotisserie time again?........
I dunno it looks kind of big... and I just ate dinner...
No, that's not what she said...
Great... sentient virus for dinner again...
this is getting old.
YOW THATS SPICY
see what i did there?
on-topic: Hm, more blood for the blood god? Wait a second, HELL YEAH! Medium rare human, here I come! NOM NOM NOM NOM. *noms him up good*
Frozen, for that extra insult.
The return of the hat!
But on topic, it would be quite delicious. I have this perfect recipe stored up that would recquire a bit of preparation so if you would just wait in the pot politely in the mean time it would be a great help...
@Zirat: Indeed, the return of the Hat.
OT: Skull in helmet soup is delicacy on numerous planets.
Burn...lots! Then munch on.
...Anyone who tries to eat me is strange...you'd need to be called mulch to even begin to contemplate eating power armour...
*Cookie for reference
I think I just got radiation poisoning... and who is this 'three-dog' that his armor radio keeps talking about?
I believe you would taste like lobster...
That crunchy shell of yours only contributes to this shell-fish based assumption.
It looks like they picked you clean, buddy.
Well, at least I could use your head as a bowl.