You eat the Avatar above you!

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It's already cut into pieces so easy to eat. Nom nom nom nomn om

...I feel dirty...

Hmm, that doesn't seem so bad.

Bah, cyborg noodles don't taste anything like regular noodles at all. >:/

*proceeds to hack up a hairball*

I wonder if there are ethical entanglements about eating an animal smart enough to fly a spaceship. to save the world from a giant blob thing.

And also to be a ninja.(since she kind of is)

I'd turn her into this:

My... I do seem to be eating a lot of interplanetary delivery companies these days...
The stars must be right again... oh no... not quite... ah well.

Hmm, constipation is imminent

Actually... eating you from the inside out is imminent.

This will give me heartburn, but it's worth it.

.w. .......*proceeds to nibble on the hair* >w<

@Impulse: Stop it, that tickles.

OT: I hope this isn't endangered.

Okay... take the glasses off and... mmm... your eyes are delicious.

I want to see if I can down it in under 30 seconds.

You can't. And I just regenerate in your bowels and start eating you from the inside out.

Which, to your credit, takes a while with all of those tentacles.

tangy

TheDoctor455:
You can't. And I just regenerate in your bowels and start eating you from the inside out.

Which, to your credit, takes a while with all of those tentacles.

Don't forget all the metal, silicone, rubber, and plastic. She's pretty tough to eat.

OT: I don't know who you are but you will be in my belly soon.

@xmbts: That is Dr. House.

OT: Good thing I have a powerful digestive system.

Could use a bit more salt.

I feel like being bad so I'm gonna try covering you in batter and deep frying you.

Didn't I just eat you?

Oh well...
computer-squid again....

TheDoctor455:
Didn't I just eat you?

We can rebuild her, make her better then she was before.

OT:Space shellfish.

Noodle. What, just one?

Just add some ketchup and it will go down quickly.

I wish the same could be said for you.

I'm eating him...and then someone else is going to eat me...

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!

Sonic seems a bit stringy, but Kirby might be bubblegum flavored.

Hmm, fried, grilled, or baked?

Oh...crap. Well, I suppose there are people in Asia who eat scorpions. How bad can it be?

In Soviet Russia, You eat Kirby!

Couldn't resist.

Wow, that avatar actually makes this topic easy. I suppose I just let the clown throw that pie in my face and lick it off.

*Rips out your kirby eyeball and eats it*
>:D! TIME TO DIE FINALLY SONIC! *Kills with shotgun*

*Hoooowwwlll* *wolf sounds* (translates: Come on pack, we eating good tonight)

Awww nasty
Tastes game-y

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