You wake up next morning...

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xmbts:
Well continue not looking down, also you body has a crick in it's neck, shoddy craftsmanship if you ask me.

Yeah... that crick has been there for centuries... nothing doing about that I'm afraid.

Its just one of those things that happens when its died as much as it has.

*grabs a towel, accidentally looks down while putting it on...blushes*

Oops.

Ow, my back. I should not feel pain there.

Finally I'm not Doc!

Hmm, I feel pretty.

*hugs xmbts.*

This just gets weirder and weirder for you doesn't it?

That depends, did you put on some pants?

Weird, I wonder what would happen if I dyed my hair rainbow colored.

xmbts:
That depends, did you put on some pants?

Do towels count?

OT:
I'm a bar now?

I don't think so.

xmbts:
I don't think so.

Well, look, since you don't want me taking a look, then why don't you blindfold me and then put clothes on your body... which I'm currently occupying.

I don't care just put on some damn pants.

Ugh. So many explosives...

Ugh, this hair is far too long for my liking.

*Goes in search of scissors*

Hey matching hats.

That's the last time I drink ANYTHING my psychiatrist gave me.

Umm... what have I become now?

Something very pale. Now go get me some aloe.

Well, I feel a bit more... demented.

I can live with this.

The colour filter went again.

Dang.

Why do I have this sudden urge to go to church?
I'm an atheist damn it!

I wonder what wacky multidimensional adventures await.

xmbts:
I wonder what wacky multidimensional adventures await.

Very painful ones.

OT:
Umm... little help here?
Murdock has stuck the wires in odd places again.

You let him plug you in? Rookie mistake.

xmbts:
You let him plug you in? Rookie mistake.

No I didn't, I woke up in this state, now help me out before he comes back.

Ah, well here's your problem, the big one goes into the base of your spine.
I'd get it but I'm too busy being all enigmatic.

Oh crap he's back...

Quick! You're free to keep him away from me now!

Well, I've got loads of power now...

Umm... what am I?

A familiar.

How did my ears get so pointy?

Wow. I am now a robot. Sweet!

I'm...something, hmph how can you stand this giant ribbon?

*groaning and moaning*

For fuck's sake, why did I have to take over while Murdock raped her??!?!?!

Ow, my back. Ow, my hip. Ow, my leg.

Xpwn3ntial:
Ow, my back. Ow, my hip. Ow, my leg.

His body is that of a 30-year old man. Stop complaining.

OT:

Hmm... I'm really starting to wish I could read Japanese.

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