^ maybe if i turned it all into pennies... and that would probably be a hut not a house.
< working retail in college.
V has graduated
^ High school, yes.
V Will do something entertaining.
^ I can juggle some axes for you
< Can only juggle two things
V Will show me up
^ False. I can barely juggle one thing.
< Is playing Chrono Chross.
V Despises JRPG's.
^ meh, they are alright.
< hasn't finished any.
V Is baking a cake.
^ I can't cook.
< Watching TV.
V Needs to take a shower.
^ I don't bake.
< Is stuck in an infinite loop.
v Likes to play around with loopholes.
^ Why yes, yes I do.
< would probably make a good businessman
V shouted "JUMP!" at me when I looked out my window
^ Um no?
< Listening to Skyfall!
v Frustrated over getting a game to play on Steam or the like.
^ Exactly what do you mean?
< Listening to music that's in another language.
V Has been ninja'd today.
^ Not yet.
< Staring to get into Tool.
V Doesn't really give two shits about metal music.
^ I like some metal, but the less I can understand the singer the less likely I am to like it.
< Eating breakfast.
V Was mauled by something in a past life.
^ Of course. You really have to watch out for those deer man.
< Is leaving for working
V Rules a kingdom of underground mole people.
^ No, that's my cousin.
^you heard me!
< Speaks loudly and knows Fiji is just spoiling for a fight....
v avoids fights at all costs.
^ not really. Its more I don't want to get sued.
< is hungry
V is not
^ Actually I am.
< Should eat something.
V What's with the eels on your head?
^ They are the new "hip" thing
< Is in a programming class
V Is not in Kansas anymore
^ Was never in Kansas to begin with.
< Bought all of the all the New Vegas DLC.
V What do you say when you get hit bug a bus?
^ nothing, you got hit by a bus
< is tired
V *insert witty commment here*
^ *insert witty retort here*
< is only half-watching the 'Child of our Time' documentary
v Do you enjoy watching documentaries?
< Wants the trimester to be over
V STOP IT!
^ Ok : (
< Has stopped.
v What should I do now?
^ Bring me all your elderly!
< Has heard news of Legend of Korra 2, and is jumping around because of it, and rewatching all of Avatar again (even the movie. Ick)
V Likes Avatar the Last Airbender!
^Never even tried to get into it.
< Is getting sleepy.
V Has seen a real hypnotist do his thing.
^ Yup. He failed.
< Has a sore throat =(
V Is surprised at the avatar change =P
^ Is totally not smokin' hot.
< Is also not totally smokin' hot.
V Likes hot cross buns.
^ Don't feed the spambots.
< Hates spambot.
V Also hates spambots.
^ SPAMBOT?! RAWR!
< Actually likes eating Spam.
V Wants a sandwich.
^ sorta. I want it, but my stomach says no.
< not sure if sick or just really exhausted
V has the cure
^ I'm affected by them?
< Is going to have a roasted turkey dinner
V Can fly an airplane.
V I'm selling these fine leather coats...