^ Dragons are evil snappy biting bitches
< Was attacked by a dragon once.
V Is under dragon attack now.
^...I used to be an adventurer once... D;
< ...Until I got eaten by a dragon and now live inside of it.
V Is the one about to kill the dragon to get revenge for me.
^ Wrong. Pets the dragon and soothes its tummy ache.
< Is a Dragon Trainer Now
V Knows how to milk a dragon.
^ Dragons don't have milk
< Professor of Cryptozoology
V Professor of SCIENCE!
^ Kinda... Pseudo Science
< Can make up facts as needed
V Believes in the field of Parapolypseudosciencology.
< Has a master plan involving numerous smaller plans.
V knows where I put half of those smaller plans. Please?
^ Burnt them in a furnace to avoid their discovery... Sorry!
< Has a copy of those smaller plans in his brain somewhere
V Is investigating Fijiman's plans for World Domination
^ shhh!!! Do you want to blow my cover???
< Is most definitely NOT investigating Fijiman..... >.>....<.<
v Is going to interfere with said non-existent investigation...
^ YOU WILL RUIN MY PLANS!
< Is off to kick dragon ass.
V Wishes that they could join me.
^ Fine... but I need dragon milk for my coffeh first.
< Is drinking coffeh
V drinks teh coffeh black as sin.
< Doesn't drink coffee at all.
V Has a laser-guided monkey missile ready for launch.
^What? How...? I mean no
<Absolutely does not have laser guided monkey missile and its certainly not ready to launch
V Totally believes me
^ You shall not fool me that easily.
< Has no real superpower.
V Doesn't have superpowers either.
^ I'm currently developing super powers due to my irradiated state.
< Took a radio-iodine pill
V Knows why I took the pill
^ Cause Morpheus said to?
< Watching silly internet things on YouTube.
V Is doing the same.
^ Actually, I'm listening to stupid things on Grooveshark
< Loves Lemon Demon
V Doesn't know what Lemon Demon is
< is approaching a post count of 1900
V has a bigger one
< Should probably eat breakfast.
V Already ate.
^ Eat breakfast
< Has eaten way too much today
V Is hungry
^ For words.
< Is going to have corn soon.
v Likes to have people slap them with wads of cash.
^ As long as I get to keep the cash I'm hit with I wouldn't mind that.
< Got his hair cut.
V Could probably use a haircut.
^ True. I could use a head shave
< Only shaves his head sometimes
V Isn't a head shaver.
< Won't tell anyone what the game he got is unless they guess it correctly.
V Will probably get it wrong.
< Loves Fallout
V Fell out with Fallout
^Likes Fallout a little too much
<Does in fact likes Fallout
V Wants to change the subject
< Also like Fallout, just haven't played it in a long while.(it's also not the right answer)
V Can now change the subject.
^ Got FF X-3 - The Chickening!
< Made up that game
V Can make up an even better name for an FF Game
^ Final Fantasy: The Actual End.
< Has never played a FF game ever. Also does not plan on doing so.
V Is siting on the ceiling.
< has never had a hangover
V is a pothead
< Disclaimer: does not actually smoke marajuana
V But they do
< Has never smoked anything.
V Has a nice collection of hats IRL.
^ check out my sweet beret
< kinda upset at the moment
V has more money then me
^ I doubt it.
< Going to bed now.
V Is half asleep.
<Is probabally going to sleep as well
V Is... Is... Uh... somethiZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
^ Is out like a light
< Sleeps like a baby
V [insert euphamism for sound sleep]