I have the power!

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I have the power to kill the zombie of I Stomp On Kittens

Don't judge me too harshly

I have the power to shoot down unidentified flying objects, that includes flying taco demons.

I have the power to read!

ey haf teh poiur 2 scpeel!!

I have the power to eat your food.

I have the power to go to the store and buy food!

I have the power to go to the food and buy the store!

I have the power to do the Gangnam Style!

I have the power to punch your knee caps off for that one..

I have the power to get new knee caps!

I have the power to trim my beard!

I have the power to grow Wolverine-like side burns!

I have the power to be half asleep during a lecture and still get 100% on the quiz on said lecture!

I have the power to never see strange things.

I have the ultimate non-stoppable power of self delusion!

I have the power to not get/want/care for an Iphone!

I have the power to get impatient!

I have the power to go home early from Uni.

I have the power to drive myself to swim practice in 30 minutes!

I have the power to overeat!

I have the power to cuddle my teddy bear!

I have the power to close doors!

I have the power to get indigestion!

I have the power to turn down the volume!

I have the power to pay my bills!

I have the power to post on forums!

I have the power to fight the law!

I have the power to try new things and then run away in fear!

I have the power to not work on my English paper...

I have the power to donate my precious blood!

I have the power to not eat dinner.

I have the power to eat sandwiches?

I have the power to drink a Diet Coke at 10:00 PM!

I have the power to ask friends for help on homework.

I have the power to wear a taco on my head!

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