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Dick around on the Net.

I'm losing at DOTA, where should I vent my frustration?

Go streaking naked through your neighborhood. I expect that you'll find the screams of horror quite satisfying.

Since the same side of the moon always faces the earth should we wonder if its behind is bare?

We should wonder more whether we're going to need to wipe and change it's butt.

How big a diaper would an elephant need?

One damned big one!

Is the new Pope--Pope Francis the prophesied "Peter the Roman" who will rule the Roman Catholic church in its final days?

Absolutely. Didn't you see how nervous he was today? He knows something...

How many fingers am I holding up?

NONE!

What are some good techno people?

Just trip on acid, man and listen to some classic rock man. That will be your techno.

I need a way to stop feeling sleepy in class, what do I do?

Stick bamboo slivers underneath your fingernails.

Hypothetical Scenario: Would you be patient enough to kill your most hated enemy using the Chinese Water Torture technique?

Yes, yes and yes. I'd like to play a game of chess with him while the torture takes it effect though. That would be interesting...

You are drowning with a cat and a car. Which do you save?

The cat; I don't want bad karma from the Internet when they find out!

How do I make the first move?

Put in you mouthpiece to protect your teeth from being kicked in if she isn't interested.

Have you ever had a cat or dog you were scratching on its back move in a way that resulted in suddenly findng your hand poking at its butt hole?

No.

Do you have any pets?

True I have a German Sheppard named Toby.

Is there and band that you hate?

Not particularly.. If I don't like a band, I just avoid them. There isn't any real capacity for hate there.

Do you get offended when someone disagrees with your opinion?

You can't grow up in my family and not grow accustomed to having your opinion 'critiqued' (especially for 'qualifiers') without having having someone disagree or insist upon corrections so just having someone disagree with me doesn't bother me--only how they do it.

If the Force were real would you go Jedi or Sith?

Jedi. I don't have it in me to be evil.

The trip into the Basement is a stupid idea.

No. We have illogic on our side. We don't have to make sense.

How do I not procrastinate?

Think about it tomorrow.

Redlin5:

The trip into the Basement is a stupid idea.

Do you ever step outside of your 'safe zone' and challenge the gods?

Copper Zen:

Redlin5:

The trip into the Basement is a stupid idea.

Do you ever step outside of your 'safe zone' and challenge the gods?

Boy, you have no idea what battles I am waging with the forces of the universe nor what I have put at stake.

This is a fight I am not motivated to join. My attention is needed desperately elsewhere.

Redlin5:

Boy, you have no idea what battles I am waging with the forces of the universe nor what I have put at stake.

This is a fight I am not motivated to join. My attention is needed desperately elsewhere.

Okay, fair enough. :) But do remember us if we should--you know--disappear without a trace.

Next Poster: Some Native American Indian tribes believe that a tribe's greatness depends on how mighty their enemies are. Based on that how great are you?

Not very.

Is sanity the price to pay for power?

That depends on whether the payee was sane to begin with.

Did you know that Kross claims to be afraid of exploring the Basement?

No, and I think he's lying.

Where is he anyway? He seems to have disappeared.

He's hiding at the school.

What is the purpose of the goggles?

So women can't see meen ogling them?

Have you ever been so angry that you actually--truly--saw red?

No.

Where is the laser?

Attached to my pet shark's head.

Is this gun loaded?

Schrodinger's gun. It's not and is at the same time.

I want to be immortal, how do be immortal?

Vampirism is not as good an idea as it sounds. The Philosopher's Stone doesn't exist. Fame is probably the easiest way, but getting enough of it is the trick.

Exactly how many ways are there to skin a cat?

If you ask that question again I'll report you to the Escapist's Cataholics Anonymous User Group!

How many User Groups are you a member of?

Four, but I'm really only active in one. And I've seen you there a few times.

What was that noise?

Your soul dying.

Is Final Fantasy 13 just 30 hours of running down an endless, straight (and admittedly rendered in ridiculous detail) corridor?

Yes.

How to get better at losing at games?

Have your very young nephews over and let them 'show you how it's done'. You'll get very good at losing very quickly.

Why do you shoot/stab an enemy's corpse?

Second Chance Pro. Better safe than sorry.

Why haven't you played Mother 3?

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