the hill game

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Uses corrupt politics to bring in a back breaking tax lien on the hill, then lays claim to it for free in a "public" auction.

My [bureaucratic) hill.

Then the local authorities come in to explain that you can't tax Mt. Everest, arresting everyone involved in the sandal. After they leave I play my flag claming it to be mine once more

My hill!

THE HILL BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE! VIVA COMMUNIST REVOLUTION! D:<

*Storms the hill with college students and hippies*

IT SHALL BE THE HILL FOR THE PEOPLE, WHERE WE FORCE OTHERS TO GIVE US FRE $#@^!

You want free stuff? Here, have this free cloud of poison gas.
*Puts on Gas Mask*

Thmmis hrrs mhh hllm.
...
Sthmpid Ghs Mahsk.

While wearing a gas mask from the chemistry lab I walk up behind username sucks and pour a big beaker of sulfuric acid down his back. As his butt melts away he runs off screaming.

My hill.

With my trusty Blutzauger, I steal both your life, AND your hill!

Ze hill gehort uns!

I set you on fire and split your head open with my trusty axtinguisher.

Mmmph Mmmph!

I call in a massive mortar barrage.

My shell-holed hill.

*Digs trenches, restarts WW1*

*Five years later...*

MY 12 INCHES OF THE HILL! :D

*napalms the entirety of the hill*
*waits until the flames dissapate to stand atop the hill*

My charred hill!

*emerges from Vietcong like underground tunnels and machine-guns unsuspecting NoOne in the back*

My hill.

*lines up a careful shot from far away and blow up copper's head with an explosive sniper round*

My hill (with brain all over it)

*throws whale at*

My hill.

*drop a Daisy bomb on hill*

My charred hill.

User was banned for: Win a date with Susan Arendt. (Permanent)

*glances around*

Still my hill. I think this counts as a record.

asks nicely for the hill. copper refuses then gets sad and slaps him of the hill.

my hill!

*Leads his cursed army to storm the hill* Sagiel, you can surrender and leave this hill with your life or fight and die! Either way, this hill will be mine!

My hill of the undead!

*Bribes undead army with brains, then stabs NoOne with a silver blade that has a wooden stake as a handle and garlic rubbed all over it*

No undead can withstand that! it is my hill now.

*shoots username sucks with a shotgun*

Sometimes simple and straight forward works best. My hill.

*hits above with a sledgehammer*

Get off my hill.

*Borrows Gray Mann's robot army to invade the hill, and builds sentry and dispenser*

Using more gun always solves problems.

*pulls out Magnus Club (which is a giant sword btw) and slices the robots with efficiency*
This is my hill now!

*Shoots Hemlock with a pistol, Indy style*

Never bring a sword to my hill fight.

stab not G in back

never bring pistols to a hill for backstabbers(which is mine)!

*Reads from the necronomicon*

Klatu Verda Nicto!

Never bring a knife to a hill filled with Evil dead.

My hill now.

*Shoves Dr.Susse from behind, and watches him tumble down*

You forgot your book*

throws book down after*

*Smashes face with hammer*

My hill.

GASP! You didn't stop before that hammer time.

*MC hammer flies down with his parachute pants and throws Red into the sun.*

Well I be taking this hill then.

Nope...

*uses ice hockey stick to pelt Dr with pucks until he runs away.*

Mein Hill

*sings the German national anthem until karcentric's ears start bleeding and watches as he collapses to the floor*

Yes, the hill is now mine.

*asks nicely for the hill*

How very kind of you to oblige me.

I say chaps, this hill appears to be mine now.

FUS RA DAH!

*watches MrCollins sail away*

You can fly! Sort of...

I claim this hill as mine.

*Flies out of the sun and uses a ki blast to force karcentric off*

My hill now.

*summons a tornado to throw redlin of the hill*

my hill!

Buys hill off Sagitel with a clever icon.

My hill.

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