I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on wasps with flame-throwers.

My brother declares war on cuddling with the Fourth Reich.

I declare war on the ocean with the land.

I declare war on fish with nets.

I declare war one all the useless teammates I keep getting stuck with with friendly fire.

I declare war on frustration with happy thoughts.

I declare war on Rome with annoyingly loud trumpets.

I declare war on annoyingly loud trumpets with Hoenn region.

I declare on Hoenn with Kanto.

I declare war on Belgium with Swiss chocolate.

I declare war on Norway with Sweden.

I declare war on France with... well just about anything will work really.

I declare war on tanks with planes.

I declare war on planes with FUCK YOU YOU FLYING BASTARDS!

I declare war on the billiard room with Colonel Mustard.

I declare war on going to bed at a sensible time with going to bed when I feel tired enough to go to sleep near-instantly!

I declare war on necks with a guillotine.

I declare war on the parade with chum. Merry Fishmas!

I declare war on chum with a tactical tiramisu drop.

I declare war on fire with fire.

I declare war on salt with ice.

I declare war on Barbas with an electric razor.

I declare war on Fijiman with a normal razor.

I declare war on vision with vodka.

I declare war on jelly with peanut butter.

I declare war on peanut butter with body hair.

I declare war on peace and quiet with vuvuzelas.

I declare war on vuvuzelas with tubas.

Barbas:
I declare war on wasps with flame-throwers.

I agree 200% with this statement.

I declare war on tubas with banjos.

I declare war on skeletons with maces.

I declare war on kneecaps with ball-peen hammers!

I declare war on hammers with sickles!

I Declare war on the hammer and sickle with the stars and stripes!

I declare war on the stars and stripes with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc!

I declare war on orcs with an army of the killer rabbit from monty python!

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