@lost: O.o that must be one hardcore story :P
Stop posting until I can read everything, you whippersnappers! I can only read so fast...
@Schizzy: oh god you've come for me!!!!
*hides behind a rock*
@staika: And I brought flowers too...
@schizzy: you're just trying to get into my house so you can kill me aren't you O.O
*audible thud is heard somewhere in the house*
Oh my god............ NINJAS!!!
@staika: I'm not authorised to kill you... yet.
EDIT: Stop editing your post!
EDIT: Those aren't ninjas... those are my CAT NINJAS!
@Schizzy: okay then, I trust you completely.
*opens the door for schizzy*
*Batman theme music starts to play while schizzy is entering the house*
Hmm how odd, who is playing that music.
Edit: sorry I had to comment on a thud I did hear IRL :P
Just had to wait while I was sleeping, didn't you?
@schizzy: and I trusted you!!! Squirrel ninjas attack!!
*squirrel ninjas appear from a nearby tree*
@staika: I did say I'm not authorised to kill you...
That's why my cats are doing my job.
@schizzy: you sneaky.......... It's a good thing I had my squirrel ninjas....
*notices all the squirrel ninjas are dead*
Well that could be bad......
@schizzy: *is attacked by a ninja cat that was hanging from the ceiling*
Bad kitty! Don't attack me I don't taste like meat!
*is bitten and does taste like meat*
This can't be good I must act!!!
*throws a steak*
That should distract them!
*Watches ninja kitties chase after SteakHeart* (was that correct?)
@staika: Noooooooo! You'll ruin their steady diet of Cheerios!
@schizzy: (not what I meant by steak but it works much better :P)
Muhahaha you have lost your ninja cats what will you do now!
*is bleeding profusely*
*sticks hose into bleeding cuts*
*connects hose to pump*
*Fires up pump*
Let the bleeding commence!
*is increasing in size while bleeding worse*
Oh god what is happening!?!
*body pops like a balloon*
@Staika: Lets just say certain highly illegal vices are in it. And in vivid details that exceed this site's PG-13 policy
I had meant to drain the blood out instead...
Now I have to bathe...
@lost: that sounds interesting, if a little extreme :P
@schizzy: *is a ghost*
Hey those are my guts you're playing in!
@Staika: In case you hadn't noticed by the crucifixion death I posted last run, extremities are kinda something I'm good at writing
*Brings guts to witch doctor*
@staika: Now you owe me one.
@Link: You're good at writing about fingers and toes? Weird.
@lost: I guess so, well that makes sense :P
@schizzy: but you were the one that killed me!? How do I owe you one?
@Schizzy: Did you mean Lost or did a Wild Link Appear?
@Staika: Yup and a random creative process that has me wake up at all hours with stupid story ideas that I must plot down, like young girls auctioned like cattle, or two kids playing Cowboys and Indians before one is accidently shot by the other.
@staika: *smacks with cane* Don't make me explain the fundamentals of gratitude!
@lost: that sounds interesting. My mind is too cluttered and I have a lot of ideas at any given time, if I want to start an RP for any given reason I will literally come up with a story in about 1 hr. Man I need other things to do.
@schizzy: oh my I think you've gone crazy XD
Oh man you edited it I found it funny that you smacked yourself with a cane XD.
I know how to be grateful!!
@staika: *wave hands* You saw nothing!
@schizzy: I saw nothing
@staika: *wave hands* You are a big chicken.
@schizzy: I am a big chicken......... Cluck Cluck
*Directs ninja cats back to staika's house.*
@Schizzy: Cluck Cluck
*snaps back to normal self*
Oh no the ninja cats are coming back there is only one day to survive!
*grabs a rubber chicken and throws it into the moon*
Look the chicken landed on the moon!!!
Side note: almost did a bad joke >.>
You mooned a rubber chicken!
(Was that a pun? I can't tell anymore)
@schizzy: I didn't even notice that pun :P
I was actually going to say "you shall not pass" but I don't think I'd be safe if i said that :P