Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

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staika	71 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:31
	@lost: O.o that must be one hardcore story :P

Schizzy	72 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:32
	Stop posting until I can read everything, you whippersnappers! I can only read so fast...

staika	73 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:34
	@Schizzy: oh god you've come for me!!!! hides behind a rock

Schizzy	74 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:36
	@staika: And I brought flowers too...

staika	75 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:37
	@schizzy: you're just trying to get into my house so you can kill me aren't you O.O audible thud is heard somewhere in the house Oh my god............ NINJAS!!!

Schizzy	76 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:50
	@staika: I'm not authorised to kill you... yet. EDIT: Stop editing your post! EDIT: Those aren't ninjas... those are my CAT NINJAS!

staika	77 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:52
	@Schizzy: okay then, I trust you completely. opens the door for schizzy Batman theme music starts to play while schizzy is entering the house Hmm how odd, who is playing that music. Edit: sorry I had to comment on a thud I did hear IRL :P

Schizzy	78 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:53
	@staika: Cat ninjas, ATTACK!

Diablo1099	79 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:54
	Just had to wait while I was sleeping, didn't you?

staika	80 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:55
	@schizzy: and I trusted you!!! Squirrel ninjas attack!! squirrel ninjas appear from a nearby tree

Schizzy	81 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:56
	@staika: I did say I'm not authorised to kill you... That's why my cats are doing my job.

staika	82 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:57
	@schizzy: you sneaky.......... It's a good thing I had my squirrel ninjas.... notices all the squirrel ninjas are dead Well that could be bad......

Schizzy	83 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 09:59
	@staika: Death from above!

staika	84 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:03
	@schizzy: is attacked by a ninja cat that was hanging from the ceiling Bad kitty! Don't attack me I don't taste like meat! is bitten and does taste like meat This can't be good I must act!!! throws a steak That should distract them!

Schizzy	85 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:06
	Watches ninja kitties chase after SteakHeart (was that correct?) @staika: Noooooooo! You'll ruin their steady diet of Cheerios! Spoiler: Click to View

staika	86 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:08
	@schizzy: (not what I meant by steak but it works much better :P) Muhahaha you have lost your ninja cats what will you do now! is bleeding profusely

Schizzy	87 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:09
	sticks hose into bleeding cuts connects hose to pump Fires up pump Let the bleeding commence!

staika	88 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:11
	is increasing in size while bleeding worse Oh god what is happening!?! body pops like a balloon

Lost In The Void	89 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:12
	@Staika: Lets just say certain highly illegal vices are in it. And in vivid details that exceed this site's PG-13 policy

Schizzy	90 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:12
	Oh darn... I had meant to drain the blood out instead... Now I have to bathe... in blood. Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

staika	91 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:14
	@lost: that sounds interesting, if a little extreme :P @schizzy: is a ghost Hey those are my guts you're playing in!

Lost In The Void	92 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:16
	@Staika: In case you hadn't noticed by the crucifixion death I posted last run, extremities are kinda something I'm good at writing

Schizzy	93 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:16
	Brings guts to witch doctor Resurrects staika @staika: Now you owe me one. @Link: You're good at writing about fingers and toes? Weird.

staika	94 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:18
	@lost: I guess so, well that makes sense :P @schizzy: but you were the one that killed me!? How do I owe you one?

Lost In The Void	95 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:21
	@Schizzy: Did you mean Lost or did a Wild Link Appear? @Staika: Yup and a random creative process that has me wake up at all hours with stupid story ideas that I must plot down, like young girls auctioned like cattle, or two kids playing Cowboys and Indians before one is accidently shot by the other.

Schizzy	96 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:22
	@staika: smacks with cane Don't make me explain the fundamentals of gratitude!

staika	97 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:25
	@lost: that sounds interesting. My mind is too cluttered and I have a lot of ideas at any given time, if I want to start an RP for any given reason I will literally come up with a story in about 1 hr. Man I need other things to do. @schizzy: oh my I think you've gone crazy XD Oh man you edited it I found it funny that you smacked yourself with a cane XD. I know how to be grateful!!

Schizzy	98 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:38
	@staika: wave hands You saw nothing!

staika	99 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:40
	@schizzy: I saw nothing is hypnotized

Schizzy	100 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:47
	@staika: wave hands You are a big chicken.

staika	101 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 10:52
	@schizzy: I am a big chicken......... Cluck Cluck

Schizzy	102 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 11:09
	Directs ninja cats back to staika's house. Dinner!

staika	103 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 11:15
	@Schizzy: Cluck Cluck snaps back to normal self Oh no the ninja cats are coming back there is only one day to survive! grabs a rubber chicken and throws it into the moon Look the chicken landed on the moon!!! Side note: almost did a bad joke >.>

Schizzy	104 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 11:26
	@staika: :O You mooned a rubber chicken! (Was that a pun? I can't tell anymore)

staika	105 POSTED: 13 Dec 2011 11:32
	@schizzy: I didn't even notice that pun :P I was actually going to say "you shall not pass" but I don't think I'd be safe if i said that :P


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