Adventures at McBurger Planet: An Image-Based CYOA (On Hiatus Until We're Not)

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Investigate the console that's connected to the holo-globe.

Give your "girl friend" another call. She always knows what to do when it comes to big glowing holographic maps of the globe.

go into the jet bay, while speaking in a Russian ascent

SomeBritishDude:

RaNDM G:
Hop over the rail.

And attempt a triple summersault on the way down then land on your feet using your cat like reflexes.

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You decide to dismount from the rail in the most awesome manner possible.

You decide to never use any variation of 'mount' and 'rail' in the same sentence again.

You decide to never think this much about double entendre while attempting acrobatics again.

Miraculously, you land on your feet completely uninjured and looking like a total badass. You only wish that someone had actually been around to witness your one glorious moment in the sun.

Captainguy42:
Investigate the console that's connected to the holo-globe.

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That computer console is so inviting. It's almost like it's beckoning you with promises of forbidden knowledge.

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Unfortunately, it seems as though it was merely leading you on.

Story of your life.

SomeBritishDude:
Give your "girl friend" another call. She always knows what to do when it comes to big glowing holographic maps of the globe.

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Speaking of leading you on, you decide to give your love a call. Her computer hacking prowess would surely come in handy right about now.

However, your phone does not seem to be receiving any signal. What the heck could be causing that?

SomeBritishDude:
Get into the room marked "Jet Bay". Fly a motherfucking jet.

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Ok, you have to know the story behind this room. It can't be nearly as awesome as it sounds.

The door opens on its own accord as you approach.

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Yeah, pretty much what you were expecting.

What do you do now?

Why is this even a question? GET IN THERE AND FLY THE JET!!!

Don't fly the jet. Mess with the control panel instead.

Do a barrel roll.

Open exterior doors.

now go 88 miles an hour! A TIME TRAVELING JET!!

Congratulate yourself on having a Johnny Bravo screen saver on your phone. Anyone with that sort of taste clearly has their head on straight. Now jump into that multi million dollar piece of military hardware and mess around with the controls.

Fly the jet to somewhere nice.

Go back to the console, enter the password "Password".

Do any thing, as long as it keeps this thing going, it's hilarious.

Sorry man, we got a little caught up with New Years Eve Celebrations.
We'll update later today.

Check the passenger-side compartment. They always have cool stuff in there!

RaNDM G:
Don't fly the jet. Mess with the control panel instead.

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Sure, why not? You have always had an irresistible compulsion to play with any dangerous piece of equipment you encounter. Something about the rush of pushing strange buttons and pulling unusual levers has always been able to get the butterflies in your stomach aflutter.

Uh...is this techy thingy supposed to smoke like that?

kiri2tsubasa:
Do a barrel roll.

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You take the immortal advice of Peppy Hare and engage in a technique designed to repel damage from outside missile explosions.

The basic concept must be the same, right?

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Apparently so. You survive the explosion (miraculously) unscathed.

But the butterflies are still aflutter in your gullet. There is more exploration to be done.

Fragrance of Mtn Dew:
Why is this even a question? GET IN THERE AND FLY THE JET!!!

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Of course you were going to do this at some point. It was never a question of "if." Only a question of "when."

You're certain that there will all sorts of fun doohickies to play with WHILE FLYING!

TheDarkEricDraven:
Fly the jet to somewhere nice.

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Looks as though your destination is entirely up to you. There seem to be several locations already pre-programmed into the jet's memory.

What do you do now?

Give code names to the dots on the map so no one but you will know where you are. Head to Maplehoof. (Bermuda).

The biggest dot is in Australia, so clearly that one is the most important. Head there first!

Play epic jet-flying music.

What are you talking about? The one in Greenland is obviously bigger. Head there first!

the world has chicken pox! noooo!

Fly up to the window of a sonority bed room.

TheDarkEricDraven:
Fly up to the window of a sonority bed room.

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RaNDM G:

TheDarkEricDraven:
Fly up to the window of a sonority bed room.

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You know, to catch them...doing...girl things...

Find an interesting button to press. Preferably a big red one, if possible with the message "Do not press this button!"

Hey can we get some sort of a consensus here?

Australia ho!

fly to your girlfriends house. i bet shell want you back now.

Oh this update was fun to draw.
It'll be up soon.

RaNDM G:
What are you talking about? The one in Greenland is obviously bigger. Head there first!

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You hear Greenland is lovely this time of year.

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Oh wait, it's up north. And it's winter. It's going to be downright unpleasant there.

Too bad the computer seems to have autopilot engaged and locked the destination in. And you still don't know how to work any of this fancy technology.

You could almost say that you are unfamiliar with the jet settings.

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Location: Lonely Farmhouse #5217, Middle-of-Cornfield Nebraska
Date: December 21, 2012
Time: 12:31 PM

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhoopsEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Captainguy42:
Play epic jet-flying music.

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Oh man, you are just tearing up the skies! Your mind is abuzz with the best flying theme that you could come up with.

AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE! FREEFALLING!

Oh wait...that might not be the best tune for hurtling through the air at Mach 3.

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Crap...now it's stuck in your head for the rest of the flight. Fortunately, it only takes you about an hour and a half to make it all the way to Greenland.

Having a jet of this speed must be essential to Dad's hands-on approach to managing a franchise.

SomeBritishDude:
Find an interesting button to press. Preferably a big red one, if possible with the message "Do not press this button!"

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Well, there don't seem to be any buttons that are that suspicious in this cockpit. Guess you're going to have to settle for one of these less conspicuous buttons on the side.

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Well, they say that hindsight is 20/20. And you are certainly getting a sight of the hind of your jet.

What do you do now?

go and meet to the natives, discover your "girlfriend" has relocated with them to escape you

Sing "I'm freeeeeee! Freeeeeeeee fallllll-"

SPLAT!

Say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Pull out your phone. Use GPS to navigate.

Find religion.

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