Zero Punctuation: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | |
It's like I just heard the game in one sentence. Because half of the time you will be scavenging, trespassing, adventuring, alone, killing stuff, exploring forests and of course stealing shit. Rest of the time your dead :P. | |
I lol'd at the level difficulty part because you used a kitten as easy a house cat at medium and a lion for hard but the part that got me the most when showed very hard difficulty as a fursuit and I notice i have that same picture on my computer. I also like the golden lions spitting fire out of their mouths | |
WORD UP. This guy knows what he's talking about. Except the "AK74 is jamming"-part. My AK almost never jamms. But all the other facts and aspects are true. Swallow this one, you whining Halo-sissies! | |
Him, Keith Vaz or something along those lines, and Jack Thompson were born with something up their ass | |
God, Yahtzee wasn't kidding about the difficulty I played on normal and I quit after the first mission because I was getting my ass kicked so hard. :( | |
oh wow, that's one of the funniest reviews of the lot. I never did have any respect for imitation real life shooter games and thought myself silently nodding in agreement until the end came and I was so incapacitated by laughter, I couldn't help but posting this comment and recommending this video to anyone with a sense of humor. oh, and those of Duke Nukem Forever and Resident Evil 5 are also quite good. | |
A year later and I'm still panting and holding my side from the laughter. This was one fantastic episode. | |
I also agree with most of what Alydr said. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games are not difficult, tho indeed there are occasionaly situations when the shit hits the fan, some things you did not see coming, in which case there is the ''magic quicksave key'' that you can use to correct the situation. For the first time i play on the second or third difficlty lv to see whats there but after that only on the highest lv. It may take longer to complete but it makes you think of new and better ways to eliminate and evade hostiles. ShoC is a walk in the park(see previous sentence), don't really know about CS cause don't play it that much(they kinda messed it up a bit) but CoP is good more difficult then ShoC, sometimes you get overwhelmed by mutants in the night and occasionaly the npc's can be quite ''smart'' aswell, flanking and coming in from behind you( and yes they tend to go for the headshots). Other then that, if your not a complete idiote you can pass it in flying colours. | |
CS isn't hard, it's just that people are used to baby FPS's that hold your hand and give you uber weapons and magically regenerating health. Once you understand that you can't kill everyone right from the get go, and that you actually have to upgrade your weapons/armor and play it safe for a while the game becomes ridiculously fun. Nothing is more satisfying than getting raped repeatedly by a group of militia than to come back later on with upgraded weapons and armor and completely destroy them. | |
I actually consider ZP went soft on Clear Sky. What fun is a game that needs you to save more often than fire your weapon? The concept of stealth is totally gone, and the game's atmosphere, compared to Shadow Of Chernobyl, is 60% down, or more. It is has if the excellent doomish, post-apocalyptic, dark, cold one from the first game in the series needed some life in it. It was perfect, they've ruined it all. In my opinion, STALKER: Clear Sky, after playing S.O.C., is a totally different game (a shittier one)! Grenades fall at your feet with chirurgycal precision, even if the enemy does not see you! They shoot you trough walls, and in complete dark while standing still and having no lights on. Takes all the fun out of it. It's downsides eclipse it's innovations! | |
If the ZP store had a t-shirt that said, "Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place, with frustrating gameplay mechanics", preferably with the pic/slide from 37 seconds on it, I would So Buy It! | |
Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus Parta Pus *ding* Lol.Nice one. | |
I always found clear sky to be easier than the first game. Im playing through SoC now on master difficulty and doing surprisingly well. (Minus enemies randomly appearing behind me with a shotgun and blowing the back of my skull off) | |
I actually played this on Master difficulty and, boy, was it difficult. | |
Anyone else notice that he doesn't swear a single time in this review? I was dumbfounded. I've never played this game, but per this review, I certainly wouldn't mind trying it. | |
One thing this game has is bugs. This is one of two games i could not complete due to bugs. and boy i tried. after finishing half of the game i managed to save in a position where the game crashes 3 seconds after loading the game no matter what i do, then at the last area i managed to save the same, except this time it took couple minutes to crash. and i dont even mention the crash of sunset in swamps. So after many hours i eventually gave up on it. I like the general idea of the game, but this is the buggies game i have seen. | |
i havent played this game but i saw some lps of it and it looks cool. also ive allways wanted an fps where you took realistic dama dama dama dama------- error | |
Yes, there should be a comic book superhero who's power is "QuickSave / QuickLoad". My favorite RPG power. The buggy lag bits get me every time! "...and whistled for a baboon!" | |
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You know, I was wondering shat S.T.A.L.K.E.R was a pseudonym for so I looked it up, it stands for Scavenger Trespasser Adventurer, Loner Killer Explorer Robber. Does this even seem to fit this kind of game?