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People don't you see! The Unicorns should now be our gods! | |
north korea - proving once again why they are the most legitimate scientific voice in the world today. | |
the Onion doesn't even need to make up stories about North Korea lol | |
Power Armour takes time and progress to get right my friend, but they'll get there in the end X3 | |
Ah. Another chapter in the insane story of "Best Korea". | |
I think you have the wrong terminology for opiate of the masses, communists know that, but they never used it. they knew it but that was more coincided with kings, tyrants, leaders and rulers. Communists like Lenin were against the Russian Orthodox Church his Opiate for the Masses was Peace, Bread and Land as that is what the Russians wanted after their reign with Tsar Nicholas and WW1, also Cheguevera a devout believer in communism believed in the people and the opiate of the masses was rather himself for being a fantastic believer. | |
...Yeah, I like unicorns and all, but either they're pulling prank on everyone... or someone's a little loopy... | |
Okay. You have got to be trolling. Or something. I don't even know. Apologising for saying something slightly negative about North Korea? Or is that the joke? God I feel witless and slow right now. Please help. | |
Hey, people around these parts like their ponies, like a lot, I'd like more PMs and the such sure, but not from a hoard of upset people. Also, I was unsure what the general feel of the Thread was when I posted, so I covered my ass. | |
Cool, let's get some peer review. | |
I think the safe assumption is Kim Jong Un is a Brony. | |
Oh okay, I was just thinking, 'cause I don't think anybody here has anything nice to say about North Korea, so you're pretty safe whatever your opinion of the country is. | |
Like I said, covering my ass, Personally, I find it laughable that such a country exists and that some people (Homefront Writers) think they could be a threat. Captcha: Oh Wait Oh yeah, All the stuff I said up there is believed as fact over there. FACT | |
Okay. Cool. So where's the remains? Find me a unicorn corpse, or a unicorn skeleton, or samples of unicorn DNA, and I'll be more likely to believe you. | |
From what I hear, North Korea is actually quite religious. It's just that their prophet is Kim Il Sung, and his entourage of holy unicorns. | |
I'm not sure what to make of this... If unicorns existed, that'd be cool. Even if one ever did, all we have now is horses. :p | |
The both of you are Shining examples to the world. OT: Best discovery ever | |
I now have a new favorite word to use. ....If I can figure out how to ever pronounce it. | |
Screw Unicorns. I want Dragons! | |
A great of all the creatures of myth to turn out to have actually existed it has to be unicorns not something cool like a Cyclops or a chimera nope just some horses with horns on their head how anticlimactic. | |
I knew it! They thought I was crazy, but I knew it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha........ | |
Yes because the wall with the writing unicorn lair on the wall is scientific proof right? Lol misleading article. | |
This totally has nothing to do with the discussion but, I just wanted to let you know that I've had a really crappy day and that little joke made me smile. | |
The following has been approved for posting by the Brovengers international department of insane bullshit: Bronies, members of the escapist...i think we also need to consider a secondary possibility here given what has happened this following year. All evidence presented so far seems to indicate that so far we may be dealing with something much more sinister and far worse then our imaginations can possibly fathom. And I, as the chief researcher of multiversal theory, will now regail you with my theory of what we are likely to expect from this. Firstly, we had the announcement and releasing of the first two berserk films. Strange, isn't it, how only just NOW we are having these films made isn't it? But, hey, everyone decides to make films these days..well, it would seem innocent until we get to my second point. In berserk, there are many mythological creatures that often exist in normal mythology. Dragons, mermaids and all manner of creatures are found. This is also true of: Unicorns Now, this is also quite innocent until we remember just what the berserk world consisted of and of how brutal and unforgiving it is. Which leads to my final point This year, we experienced a Solar Eclipse. Now, In berserk a solar eclipse was a very rare occurance that heralded something truly horrific: The rise of a new member of the Godhand. A charismatic being or a leader amongst men would be given the choice of ascending at their lowest possible moment at the sacrifice of their followers to the maws of countless demonic entities. This leads me to, by extension, consider that the man we called King Tongmyong was not in-fact a mortal man...but a member of the Godhand given mortal form. Or, equally as possibly, an extremely powerful Apostle. How else could he command a creature such as a unicorn, let alone have one as his steed of choice? If we also consider the Mayan calender ending on this year, we suddenly have some very new clarity: This isn't the end of the world, but the re-emergeance of the Old. A new member of the Godhand has risen and, if allowed to be given mortal form, will shatter the barriers between worlds calling back the ancient ones that roamed this earth before us. Unicorns, Dragons, Trolls and all manner of beast long thought myth will return to our world and with them will come the denizens of hell...the godhand will set about enforcing the will of the Idea of evil and we will all bear witness to the ushering in of a new Era of pain and suffering! So beware, we are not dealing with Equestria or anything so harmless...we are dealing with the idea of evil and the return of the five to this mortal world. OT: Ok, more seriously, i am calling bullshit on unicorns existing. And the source of proof is a simple note that says it's a unicorn cave? Does that mean if i carve the words "Dragons den, Keep out!" in one of englands old caves we can start investigating the existence of dragons? | |
Think this will be enforced at their schools? That would be funny if it weren't so tragic...
I can handle the horror, but will we have to deal with filler arcs too? | |
From what i have theorised, we will indeed have filler arcs. BUT! They will usually be very short and not drag out too long. The main problem will be the fact that things will be updated at a very irregular schedule. But on the plus side, life will suddenly have a soundtrack composed by Susumu Hirasawa. | |
So any road trip I plan might take several years... Always a silver lining somewhere. As long as people resist making any misplaced Yoda references, I can adapt. | |
Hello, I am Doctor Florn Gates, leader in the field of mammal paleontology. I have travelled to North Ko- People's Democratic Republic of Korea, and have confirmed everything that the scientists have found is 100% true. Not a single part of it was a lie. We even saw a live creature running out of the caves, a real live unicorn, which isn't a donkey with a stick taped to it's head. I also saw lots of people eating food, yes, lots of food here in this nation, not like those greedy capitalist ones I live in. Now, I just been informe- decided that I am going to be staying in this glorious country for a long time, for more scientific... research. A very, very, very long time. Doctor Flron Gates out. Tell my family I love them. | |
dammit its not WORKING!! | |
I think this will help: http://translate.google.com/#id/el/Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam *press the voice button* | |
Maybe unicorn is something else we don't know in really. Then of course the human learn the cat is a Giant red-black Lich Caterpillar using the corpses of the aliens as minions to bring flesh of any kind to him to devour. So.......yeah, the possibility of Unicorn to not be a My Little Pony character is very high :P EDIT: Unicorns in Korea:
I F*CKING KNEW IT THE UNICORNS WASN'T THE ONE WE THINK OF!!!!!! | |
As someone who went through this with the Avatar casting... stop that. ITs racist, insulting, and makes me look bad just sharing a hobby and website with you. My next rebuke will be through mod channels. Take this damned seriously. | |
It certainly does defy belief. I truly hope your conclusion is correct! Have you ever read George Orwell's 1984? There are some eerie similarities... (although Orwell has just been outdone by North Korea because he didn't think to include Unicorns. What a noob!) | |
The "e" is silent. OT: Just don't polish their horns. This was the last ghuy who did... | |
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See, it isnt just the egyptians that trolled future acheologists, apparently koreans did as well.