Realized what the meaning of life is, then forgot.
Bought a condo under the sea.
Resurrected the old language.
Tried to learn latin, and failed.
Cursed at the moon while Kailus shot things at it.
Traveled to the moon afterward to survey the damage.
Sought out the magical bread loaf.
Murdered the holy meatloaf.
Sanctified the unholy muffin.
Became a god of sideways avatars.
Turned into a plane and flew around the world.
Indulged in a killing spree. Which was only virtual, of course!
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Led a crusade against the mole people.
Led a spirited, courageous, yet ultimately doomed defence, alongside the mole people.
Started what is probably the worst band in history.