I gasped sir because I thought you were the tax collector. But I did hear that you also did have another job doing that.
Now stop standing outside my cardboard box and get your own one.
I see you took notice of my cardboard box. Pretty nice, right?
Why are you so badly drawn?
I was so shocked by seeing a girl with rabbit ears that it distorted my face :<
I'd probably shut the door on your creepy ass smile.
EDIT: I apologize if I offended anybody with my post, I've just been informed that that is the late Ed Gould (R.I.P.). I didn't know and if people want me to change it I'll be willing. Again, I didn't mean to offend anyone.
I don't like the implications of a reaper stepping in my home, but at least I've done great things while I was here. Though I'm actually rather proud if I've managed to creep out death himself.
Edit: I also recently just found out, and thusly posting in this thread might have been in poor taste. Apologies all around.
C-c-could you...stop pressing your face up against the glass on my door like that?
So innocent looking...what do you want to sell me?
*Thinks to self* - "Kids these days are taking skinny to a whole new level."
*To Neronium's Avatar* - "Are you here about that help wanted ad? I need someone to shave my backhair. That knife'll do."
I sense reap. And large breasts.
And who the hell are you supposed to be with your charm and smile and shite?
Nice show and all, but please get a room.
You might want to come in.
What? Naaaaa'w. But the outside is so nice!
The outside world O.O
There is no outside world!
Curious owl wants to enter? Why?
capcha: dead ringer
Shhh! Do not tell them that!
Why welcome back. Want to come in?
That look you're giving me makes me wonder if I should let you in.
I could say the same about you. :P
It appears we are at an impasse. Well Paradox it's your move.
How did you get checkmate in one move...... you are sneakier than I thought
I'll have to be more wary of you in the future, someone who can get a checkmate before I even make a move is incredibly skilled. I got my eyes on you
HA! you left yourself open to this attack!
*throws chessboard into fire*
Some men just want to watch the World burn.
Some chess boards just want to be set on fire
Chess is a dangerous sport.