What do you mean, it's not a comedy?
Stepping on dog poop with your new shoes.
Makes you experience the harsh nature of life, and forces you to grow emotionally from it.
He made a martyr out of himself
It's a good teaching tool I suppose
"And this is why not everyone has a webcam and microphone kids!"
GODDAMMIT TACO NINJA!
OT: Well you don't have to download much!
At least they aren't harmful to others!
It made for a brilliant Angry Video Game Nerd episode.
At least people hate him for more reasons than being fat!
They look cute in a repulsive way.
Apple products are still useful.
They still look awesome to some people!
Fly (the insect)
It's kind of cool when you can just stare at them rubbing their hands together and pretend that they're Bond villains.
Bad American versions of foreign shows.
So bad their funny (Except the office, that's funny)
They're really fun to screw with when you meet them in real life.
A bunch of whining idiots who blames others for their shortcomings.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of the nuke!
Misusing internet memes
Facepalming isn't so bad.
Itīs something to do on a lazy sunday afternoon
dribbling toothpaste on your fresh shirt
Fresh + minty fresh = SUPER FRESH
captcha: "cold feet" my feet are freezing....IT KNOWS <.<
They're not as mentally abusive as step mothers
More effective than sacrificing your own troops!
If it weren't for assault, what pun would hip hop group Salt-n-Pepa use instead of "A Salt with a Deadly Pepa"?
Metallica's "Lulu" album.
it didn't kill me
Battleship the movie
It had Liam Neeson in it
It's funny to watch a white kid surround himself with more talented black people and act gangsta.
(Damn. Usurped! I know nothing of Lil Wayne.) ...but according to Wikipedia, I should admire his ability to build a rap career despite being born Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.
Ah... Mass Effect 3!
I love that it got a lot of free publicity for it's ending
World of Warcraft
It's nice to know that those experiments with lab rats doing the same thing over and over for food have real life merit.
They make you feel more intelligent.
What else would we throw at bad comedians?
Stubbing your toe
Now I know that my nerve receptors are functioning properly.
Brown realistic shooters
I love that they make me feel like a B-movie action star
Game breaking bugs
Maybe I'll go outside.
Better than class!
Better improve other parts of your body.
Daily activities suddenly look badass from the perspective of people around you.