Brooding Purposes

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Holy crap! I've known for years that I love Blade Runner Blues. And I've known for even longer that I love the sound of rain. Never before had it ever occurred to me to put them together. I can't wait till bedtime...

Grey, you sodding genius.

And here I thought this was going to be about Starcraft 2. Damn you Blizzard for forever fusing "brood" to "zerg" in my mind.

you forgot the derivative

Bonus Brooding points if you install a window facing a building

What did he trade in for the red spotlight?

mysecondlife:
What did he trade in for the red spotlight?

you can easily do that with an led flashlight and some red cellophane

weirdguy:

mysecondlife:
What did he trade in for the red spotlight?

you can easily do that with an led flashlight and some red cellophane

And here I was hoping for more comical answer :(

I need to learn how to brood better....

Paris looks best in the rain...

Khanht Cope:
I heard 1 or 2 years ago that Piers was now priming for corporate TV in America, and in-line with a majority of Brits, my reaction "well the yanks can have him, hopefully he'll stay there."

I'd got the impression he'd gone down a little better than he did in Britain though, where did it go wrong for Piers Morgan?

All of the things he does Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Ann Coulter do better. There wasn't enough airtime for them all.

That's weird, rain always made me happy.

I see, I wonder how well this works with other instruments, I wonder if I could make this work with one of my guitars.

Revolutionary:
I see, I wonder how well this works with other instruments, I wonder if I could make this work with one of my guitars.

Guitar played right will make anyone swoon. Make the guitar sing and people will crawl to you.

Grey Carter:

maninahat:
I feel it's worth posting this brilliant, 24hr competition winning comic , which takes the exact same concept and runs with it.

Wow. That's bloody brilliant. Makes me feel kind of shit in comparison.

If it's any consolation, you make us all feel comparatively shit too. It's all a matter of perspective.

dubious_wolf:
I need to learn how to brood better....

Take up smoking and alcohol and you're half way there.

I'm so dark and mysterious
This keyboard is black like my soul
You couldn't imagine what I have suffered through (which is not much)
DAMN YOU FATHER WHY WERE YOU NEVER THERE
I'm so deep as seen by me sitting around doing nothing

Yeah I refuse to accept this is cool
Dudes should not play the victim even if they are

Grey Carter:

maninahat:
I feel it's worth posting this brilliant, 24hr competition winning comic , which takes the exact same concept and runs with it.

Wow. That's bloody brilliant. Makes me feel kind of shit in comparison.

To be fair that person had WAY more room to work with than you do to make their points.

mysecondlife:

weirdguy:

mysecondlife:
What did he trade in for the red spotlight?

you can easily do that with an led flashlight and some red cellophane

And here I was hoping for more comical answer :(

of course, the simplest answer to the setup was to duct tape an intern to the ceiling so that he didn't have to manually position the flashlight himself

*Stares at picture*

Nope... still wanna punch him!

My best friend employs this effect. It's pretty disturbing. Ten minutes on just voice chat and he has everyone convinced he's Batman. To be fair he had a pretty horrific bike accident so he has a right to be moody.

Industrial strength panty solvent...

Something tells me that's something I need to steer well clear of. XD

It can't possibly end well...

rembrandtqeinstein:
Brooding only works if the guy is attractive already. If the guy is shorter than 5'10" or is fat + neckbeard then no amount of "darkness" will win the ladies over.

It's also gotta be the right kind of darkness. I know my more maniacal/insanity driven version seem to have an ill effect on most relations.

rembrandtqeinstein:
Brooding only works if the guy is attractive already. If the guy is shorter than 5'10" or is fat + neckbeard then no amount of "darkness" will win the ladies over.

Im only 5'8" and ive found it works pretty good for me. I'm 35 yrs old and i still find myself getting hit on by attractive women half my age. Had it happen to me again yesturday. Was a little disturbed though to see her dad being ok with it. I may not look my age, but i defintely dont look parent friendly.

I suspect you might be right about the neckbeard/fat + darkness not working out. But then again i dont have any experience with either of those.

Darth_Payn:

snekadid:

OT: IDK if that would work on anyone except erin, she obviously goes for the crazy..... but who am I to judge, crazy is hawt.

Erin's not the best judge of character, or much else, and as a critic it's her job to judge things!
OT: Who's this Ashley douchebag? He reminds me of one of my worst roommates from college. When was he last seen brooding all over this comic with his fake angst?

Never, unless you count being angry over the idea of integrating a Welsh flag into the Union Jack to be fake angst.

He's been around, just not throwing liquor at people.

Gentlemen: start your shipping!

JaceValm:
Hitler, Stalin and Kim Jong-Un?

http://users.content.ytmnd.com/0/d/c/0dc38beaf39abbfcba416ecf3628e887.wav

I look at the panels before me.
I see colors, humor. Entertainment.
It does nothing for me, my heart echoes as empty as ever.
Eyes swollen, no more tears to shed.

Can't someone fix me?

This doesn't really work most of the time.

It's not quite that simple

>_>

<_<

What did no one notice the liquor on the door resembles Erin's head? I think that's a pretty cool talent . If i could throw my alcohol bevrages to resembles someone i'd totally find a way to make money off that .

maninahat:
I feel it's worth posting this brilliant, 24hr competition winning comic , which takes the exact same concept and runs with it.

Oh my, that was an awesome read. Funny, poignant, even had a moral to it. Thanks for that.

OT: Hah. The mysterious brooding wins out over deadlines every time.

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