Finish the sentence...

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...Diamonds, anything is possible when your man smells like old spice

I am on a...
(Okay, i'm done)

BOAT, BITCH.

Like a...

fat man on a jelly bean, I'm onto you!

Listen, you've got to...

...make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

Never gonna give you up,...

or at least, not until you let me down. Or hurt me.

Are you almost ready for...

the on-slaught of Christmas songs?

What can...

cure the constant bombardment of shop owners playing Christmas songs?

When you're ready for your...

...examination *Snap's Glove*

I'm so fresh you can suck my...

earlobe and not get...

...my ear pixies in your mouth.

That sounds absolutely...

inexplicable!

The key to great tasting spaghetti is...

Nightshade. >.>

A shotgun is great for...

waking up your roommate.

People over 50 should never...

attempt to best me in a game of...

'Who Can Eat The Most Eggs'.

Pretty soon, you're going to have to...

get up and get outta town.

I want you to serve.....

There's only enough time for you to...

...die! So go ahead and...!

File your taxes. The spice must...

be right!

This fight is...

not epic enough.. needs more BAM!

If you don't clean up this mess...

...I'll use the FINGERLAZERS!!

SO ANNIE, ARE YOU OK?!...

Blink once for yes, two for no, and three times if you want some spam!

Look at my lastest...

anti-telemarketer device - unleash the phone-spiders!

I think I may have ...

@Dread Skavos: You also have to start a sentence so that I can finish it...

EDIT: pulled the ol' switcharoo without thinking.

OT: I never meant to...

create a paradox, but we can still hold reality together with ...

melted cheese.

I once tried to suck...

, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I hate that meme, can we please...

Get rid of it now?

Oh and can we go to the....

festival?

I wish to go to the festival! And the...

gaming booth right next to it.

Why can't we all just....

form a complete sentence on our own?

I really think that I...

just want to be happy.

Then again, why not......

just mail myself to the moon?

If you could please...

pass me some clay to make a statue

If I were to take a syringe...

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