Finish the sentence...

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... what was I talking about again?

I do not suggest...

...eating the bacteria emperor before he...

vomits out a lava tree, He does this once a day and it looks really cool.
Eat that thing over there, wait what is it?

Its Satan!

The devil...

ate my pants again.

Before you do that, could you...

make me a silk tie?

You shouldn't play fast and loose with...

a super mutant Russian bear.

Should I choose the...

big toe or the thumb?

Is there anything inside that...

locked chest? If so, then I...

call dibs if you don't mind. If you do...

then I challenge you to a duel!

Do you have to...

...change the water to prevent the...?

ossification of all newborn babies within the northwest quadrant? I think that action would be...

rather flamboyantly fancy.

You know it's too late when...

sense making isn't.

I think that girl's going to...

Do nothing of interest. That guy in the other hand, he...

Just punched a hobo in the face.

The perfect weapon of choice is...

something better than what the other guy has.

I have never seen...

a good thing to come out of greed.

If in doubt...

...run away and hide! Works every time I...

Pull down the wrong pair of pants.

But only if...

...the sky falls first.

Yesterday, Tommy...

drew first blood in the...

Battle of Royal panty men!

Today, I became...

a manly man when I...

Tied overpuce to a chair and...

Fed him pickled kippers and champagne.

Sometimes you feel like...

slapping overpuce.

I just wanna...

slap Overpuce until he...

Finishes a sentence.

It's always a good time to...

breakdance!

I seek guidance in...

how to kill the president. *Gasp*

I wish...

for oatmeal.

I think that I'm going for...

a big piece of Pinkie Pie flavored meat pie.

I shall rue the day I...

...carefully trip and fall onto....

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