Piracy is not a norm in my country. >.>

Are you a privateer? Can I join your crew?

Of course you can! Everyone's invited! =D

Yay!

Excellent! This will help us kill time with ease! =D

Piracy is glorious. We will have nice beds to sleep on and will be resistant to disease!

It's a romantic lifestyle.

The navy will ignore us!

It's Martini Time!

Shaken, not stirred please.

Being sick is fun, I never get sick this time of year.

Watching sport isn't going to take up my whole weekend.

staika:
Being sick is fun, I never get sick this time of year.

I hope you get sicker and sicker.

_{GET BETTER! ;~;}

mParadox:

staika:
Being sick is fun, I never get sick this time of year.

I hope you get sicker and sicker.

_{GET BETTER! ;~;}

I'm going to go get so sick that I die!

_{You don't have to worry about me it's only a stomach flu but it's not that bad. I just slept it off for most of the past few days.}

staika:
I'm going to go get so sick that I die!

_{You don't have to worry about me it's only a stomach flu but it's not that bad. I just slept it off for most of the past few days.}

Die you horrible being! >:c

_{Yeah well, it's pollen season here. >.> Flus are mean. o3o}

mParadox:
Die you horrible being! >:c

_{Yeah well, it's pollen season here. >.> Flus are mean. o3o}

Maybe I will die just to show you whats what!

_{Damn trees giving me flus and shit. I need to go lumberjacking now and cut me some trees!}

staika:

Maybe I will die just to show you whats what!

_{Damn trees giving me flus and shit. I need to go lumberjacking now and cut me some trees!}

Oh yeah?! Well, I'll die first! >:O

_{I know right? D:}

Troublesome Lagomorph:
Monsters don't tell good bed time stories. Some aren't the nicest folk around.

Nah. They just tell the original Brother's Grimm's stories. Those are nice.

mParadox:
Oh yeah?! Well, I'll die first! >:O

_{I know right? D:}

Oh maybe I'll just kill you now and save myself from having to kill myself!

_{Or we could just get a giant robot and crush all the trees!}

staika:
Oh maybe I'll just kill you now and save myself from having to kill myself!

_{Or we could just get a giant robot and crush all the trees!}

Or how we both kill ourselves and see who dies first! >:c

_{Nah, too Japanese. Warmongering planes ahoy!}

Troublesome Lagomorph:
They don't tell me about their days, and how they had fun being scary. Some don't tell me about wishing that they weren't scary and could get along with people.

It's a curious thing really, they're not all that different from humans in terms of emotions. Even if they're a bit more guarding about it.

mParadox:
Or how we both kill ourselves and see who dies first! >:c

_{Nah, too Japanese. Warmongering planes ahoy!}

How about we play Russian Roulette to see who dies first. But instead of a revolver we play with an automatic pistol!

_{HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT PART!? Well I guess the only other way to combat the trees is to become trees and fight them at their own game!}

staika:
How about we play Russian Roulette to see who dies first. But instead of a revolver we play with an automatic pistol!

_{HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT PART!? Well I guess the only other way to combat the trees is to become trees and fight them at their own game!}

Nah, the Colt is a classic thing.

_{What? Pull a Macbeth? XP}

mParadox:

staika:
How about we play Russian Roulette to see who dies first. But instead of a revolver we play with an automatic pistol!

_{HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT PART!? Well I guess the only other way to combat the trees is to become trees and fight them at their own game!}

Nah, the Colt is a classic thing.

_{What? Pull a Macbeth? XP}

Then we should do the manliest sport possible to settle the score. Badmitton.

_{..........that's a definite maybe. I was thinking more along the lines of tree terrorism >.>}

Take me down to the paradise city.

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty~

Oh wait I'm already there.

Everyone hates it~

You're the last to do it. D=

There is a topic here.

I thought this was a hot topic.

I'm not starting this.

Boring.